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Is anyone ELSE getting a million "Paris Hilton UNSENSORED" spam emails? I just got 5 in the last 10 minutes. Why are they targeting me?
First of all I don't like skinny girls.
Second of all I don't even like girls.

Kids. The cute kind.

Today I went out to lunch with my mom and then headed over to my Ma Tante Michelle's (She actually my mom's cousin...but we call her aunt...well "aunt" in french) 4th grade class she teaches to tap dance for them.

I have concluded that I no longer despise little kids.

I only hate a good majority of them.

If you are a kid and you have the following traits, breathe a sigh of relief, Richard likes you:

*You are well behaved
*You are well mannered
*You are either outgoing but controllable, or shy but one on one you open up
*You save your nasty habits for the bathroom
*You aren't an attention hog
*Your parents aren't afraid to discipline you...not meaning spanking, just that you know who's boss.
*Finally...you have to enjoy me. I can't stand kids who think I am uncool and give me that "I am better than you" look. No your not. I rock your world so hard your ears bleed. Get used to it.


Many of Ma Tante Michelle's kids fit a majority of the critera so I decided they are ok in my book. You should have seen their smiley little faces. I even got them on stage and taught them some stuff.

It's a good thing I did because I might have a job next winter teaching them a few tap classes for money :)

Lordy Lord do I need some money!