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The Pool Boy Random Gentle Sex Dreamer (RGSDm) Friendly and eager. You are The Pool Boy. A teen at heart, you anxiously move about your daily tasks, hoping, praying for a good, instant lay. You're carefree, enthusiastic, and rarely discouraged. Love is cool, but it's not for you right now. You know what is? Crotches. You're a fun person in both big and small groups, and your friends trust and love you. Inside you, meanwhile, your lust is only growing. Imagine your beating heart sprouting pubic hair. Exactly. Try shaving that. Your exact opposite: The False Messiah Deliberate Brutal Love Master If you're not scoring enough--which you aren't--you should adopt new strategies. Lower your standards. Be aggressive. Pool Boys are often submissive and hope (desperately) sex will find them. Realize that passiveness will not hook the horny guys you desire. A bolder approach and sheer repetition will. When browsing OkCupid, consider both The Bachelor and The Playboy. ALWAYS AVOID: The False Messiah, The Mixed Messenger Link: The 32-Type Dating Test by OkCupid - Free Online Dating. My profile name: caffeineman

Ok first paragraph...so not true....(Dicks can come in any size, but Hearts I want Large and in Charge)
Second is a little a true, but perfect.
Third is dead on. Creepy.

So...Hmmm...The Pool Boy eh?

I could get into the speedo and "skimmer" look.