March Question Meme

March Question Meme......aaaand go!!

Ask me any question (or questions plural) and I will answer them truthfully in a post.

I REALLY enjoyed doing this last year so FIRE AWAY WITH THE QUESTIONS!!



I'll even answer the dirty ones.

Phil gets back tonight!

March 9, 2007
Brought to you by boyshapedbox.

Phil has been gone ALL week (he's been in Charlotte for work).

I've made the following realization:

Sleeping alone is now weird. I'd take Phil's megabeast™ snoring over rolling over and not feeling anyone there ANYNIGHT!


Phil left monday, so I took that opportunity to sleep at my own apartment for the first time in many months.
Dave told me he wasn't going to be home that night, but that greengadfly was still gonna come watch Heroes :)

But after Drew left, I realized how lonely the apartment was. I've NEVER lived by myself before, and I imagined that this must have been what it felt like.

(sorry dave for never being home)

I had horrible nightmares that night.

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Phil gets back tonight, and I would be a DAMN LIER if I didn't say I missed him so much!
This week felt SO long.

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fuzzygruff posted about how zazzle.com is doing a free shipping thing for orders of 2 shirts or more during March, so I decided to: A. Check out the quality of Zazzle, B. FINALLY get a tshirt idea out of my head and onto an ACTUAL shirt.

I made a "lj user="boyshapedbox" tshirt

( and I made this shirt: )

For all you non-PHOTOSHOP NERDS out there, that is the "Clone Tool."
It's what makes zits and blemish's go away.

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IT'S MARCH! ASK ME ANY QUESTION HERE AND I'LL ANSWER IT IN A POST!!!

Question Meme Answer #2

puremotion asks:

1. If I couldn't have children with my hubby, would you be my baby's bio-daddy?

2. Would you rather have sex with Paula Walrus or Paula Deen?

3. If you had to, would you rather play this little piggie went to market with Gene Kelly or have Gene Kelly play this little piggie went to market with you?




1. I think it would be WONDERFUL to donate sperm to a couple who couldn't have kids, and since I think you'd make a wonderful mother, I'd totally do it. The only thing that would sway me from doing it would be the husband. I'd have to love him, as well as you before I said yes.

2. Paula Walrus (aka Paula Wallace, our college's president) because like the OTHER GAY MEN she has had sex with, they all seem to get nice settlement checks and/or secret payments of a lot of money. I have enough friends who can cook WAY BETTER, so I don't have to fuck it out of Paula Deen.

3. Obviously you are serious and talking about my hatred and disgust of feet, for which you are the devil. But I have found out that having my feet touched is WAY easier than touching someone else's feet. Phil is a wonderful foot masseur.