Oh craigslist. You find the best people.

[boyshapedbox]

http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/m4m/660066998.html
(NSFW due to language)


*edit - switched to a screen shot due to page removal

Comments

[taming-blue.livejournal.com]

At least he doesn't want to you to jack off ON the imitation crab meat. That'd just be weird.

[enhydrasf.livejournal.com]

and delicious

[taming-blue.livejournal.com]

Really? I prefer a soggy biscuit.