Feb. 23rd, 2007

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So i still have yet to do my Post-IBR wrap up post....

So here it is.

aaaand......GO!


To correctly start we have to go back to Valentines Day, or the day before that.

I was at work, mid day, and my right testicle hurt SO MUCH! I didn't know why but all of a sudden it just hurt really bad. I felt like blue balls, but only on one side, and I figured it couldn't have been that because...
Well... It just couldn't have been ;)

The pain went away slightly and I forgot about it.
The next day (V-Day) the pain hadn't gone all the way away, and the testicle was a little swollen, not much though.

Phil sent me a GORGEOUS bouquet of flowers which are almost dead but smell SO good sitting next to me as I type this. He also took me out to a delicious dinner @ Catch in the castro.

That night I could barely sleep, my testicle swelled up to twice the size of my left on, and hurt SO bad. I made an appointment to see the doctor that day and was able to get it checked out around 3:00pm-ish. He said, "Now if you could just...." and before he finished I had my pants and underwear off and was on my back on the table.
"I'm not very modest" I mumbled. :)

Apparently it was an infection of some sort. Orchitis I believe he called it. Anyways he gave me Cypro to take and a bucketload of IBPROFEN.
The Cypro made me SO nauseous that I stayed home from work friday and rested up for KANDY2 that night.

I slept most of the day, not eating anything, so when I got to soundcheck around 6, in the alley before entering the club I puked up all the water I had been drinking. [livejournal.com profile] telecommunicate held my pretend hair back. It was awful, but I felt much better afterwards. I puked again later in the bathroom.

Kandy2 was AMAZING, my outfit was so much fun (I had my swollen testicle packed into a jockstrap so it allowed for me to dance a little without pain). But towards the night I got nauseous again and had to leave early.

Saturday I rested all day, icing my testicle like the dog-bark girl in "Drop Dead Gorgeous" and then went to Bearracuda. I still felt like shit and was really irritable and cranky so I didn't really stay very long.

Sunday I slept and iced, and hung out with friends.

Monday I slept.


So all in all not a VERY crazy IBR, but mostly because of my giant infected swollen red testicle.

I can tell you grosser stories about it in person or in email.

(but it's all better now. I had a "Hot Nurse" to take care of me :)
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