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boyshapedbox ([personal profile] boyshapedbox) wrote2005-12-29 03:47 pm

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Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] smiley_kiley I now have something to distract me while I wait for my uncle to get out of the bathroom so I can pee.


1. You have $10 and need to buy snacks at a gas station; what do you buy?
An Arizona Iced Tea, Nacho Cheese Doritos, Cashews, and either Reeces Pieces, or a Snickers.


2. If you had to be reincarnated as some sort of sea-dwelling creature, what would you be?
I'm going to go with Dolphin. They are just so cute.

3. Who's your favorite redhead?
Blossom of the Powerpuff Girls


4. What do you order when you're at a pancake house?
Sadly, usually Eggs. I like giant omlettes that are stuffed with meats and cheeses.

5. Do you own any... naughty toys?
Sadly no :(

6. Have you made out with anyone on your friends list?
Dear lord yes.
Kissing is my favorite and try to practice as much as I can.

7. Describe your favorite pair of underwear:
2xist plain white prima cotton bikini briefs.
They have a nice pouch front to show off the kids, but are also cut nice on the sides and back to show off the christmas hams.
(plus I hate underwear with fly's because I have a big ass and it pulls the fly open and 'you-know-what' falls out)

8. Describe the last time you were injured:
A week ago I stepped on the heating grate outside my door with my bare foot. The heat had been on all night so it was very hot.
I burnt a checkerboard pattern into my sole.
I told people that I was going to get "Chess Team 4Ever" tattoo'd on me, but went with the checkerboard scarification instead.

9. Are there any odd things that make you feel comfortable?
most of my friends are pretty odd if they count.

10. Tell me a weird story from your high school years:
I was in a ballet company for 11 years, and every year we performed the Nutcracker. Well my birthday falls around that time as well.
My bestfriend decided to through me a surprise birthday party on the sunday of a ful dress rehersal. Full costume and full makeup.
After dancing ALL day I was exhausted and just wanted to go home and crash. I left the rehersal with all my stuff, not bothering to take off my DragQueen-Equivalent face. My sister drove me home and right before I opened the door I said, "All I want to do is just shower and passout."

She said, "Oh. Well that could be a problem." and she opened the door.
My friends all jumped back in fear.

11. What is the wallpaper on your cell phone?
No wallpaper, but my phone says Richizzle Krolewizzle on it.

12. Soda?
Diet Coke, Mountain Dew, Sprite

13. Flavor of pudding?
Butterscotch


14. What type of shirt are you wearing?
I'm not wearing a shirt.
Actually I'm not wearing anything at the moment.

15. Prescription medication?
Cheeseburgers.
Proscribed by my stomach (i should probably get out of bed and eat something today)

16. If you could use only one form of transportation for the rest of your life, what would it be?
I'd like the ability to walk for the rest of my life.
Or fly.

17. How many people are on your friends list?
Friends = 71
Friend of = 118

18. How many people on your list have you met in real life?
61 out of 70

19. What are you listening to right now?
AOL radio, the Oldies Channel.

20. Most recent movie you watched?
Went and saw Memoirs of a Geisha last night with Chris.

21. Name 5 things you have with you at all times:
First of all my "lifebag/man purse/murse/testisatchell/messenger bag" which has my camera and camera chord, my toothbrush and toothpaste, a spare shirt, socks and underwear, my ipod chords, hand sanitizer, and a few other random items.
Then I have my wallet, my keys, and my phone.

22. Would you rather give or receive a foot massage?
Yuck on both. I kinda have this thing with feet where I don't like mine or others.
BUT if I had to choose, I would pick recieving a foot massage with my socks on. Those are heavenly.

23. Name a teacher you had the hots for:
I had a Gym teacher in middle school that was pretty hot.
Big stocky guy with a salt and pepper beard. Football coach I beleive.
Of course back then I didn't understand why I liked watching him.

24. What is a saying that you use a lot?
"I know right?"
"I'm just sayin'!"
"You're not crazy are you? or mentally unstable? Because I'd like to know now."

ok that third one is one I don't actually say, but SHOULD say more often.

25. What's one piece of advice that you think should be passed on to every child?
Your parents can only take you so far, most of your journey has to be on your own.

26. If you could only do ONE sexual act to do (with others) for the rest of your life, what would it be?
A world with out kissing is a world I can't live in.


*EDIT* I had to go outside and pee. I feel so primal. ROAR!

[identity profile] nursetomsf.livejournal.com 2005-12-30 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
wearing nothing AND peeing outside??

My kinda guy!!

[identity profile] boyshapedbox.livejournal.com 2005-12-30 05:25 am (UTC)(link)
It was pretty scandelous :)

Luckily only a few neighbors have windows that could have potentially saw me.

But all they had to do was look at the urgency in my face and know it was the last resort.